Is Anyone Excited About Dark Shadows?

I’m not saying I have made up my mind about it, but I just haven’t seen anything yet that has me really excited to see Dark Shadows this weekend. Its surprising because I love Tim Burton/Johnny Depp collaborations (they weren’t good, but I even enjoyed parts of Alice in Wonderland and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory). So what’s missing here? The clips look fine, the early reviews have been fine, everything looks fine, and maybe that is the problem. Fine doesn’t do it.

Here is the latest clip, you tell me if it is moving your needle at all: